A black cat named Mr. Biggles is up for adoption and according to the adoption agency, he’s far from a regular cat. Mr. Biggles aka Lord Bigglesworth sort of has a bad reputation at his shelter and is known for throwing tantrums and being his own boss. In hopes to find an appropriate home for the notorious cat, Cats of Melbourne wrote a brutally honest and hilarious memo. 

Here’s the super hilarious adoption ad written by the founder Gina Brett. 

Mr Biggles (also known as Lord Bigglesworth) is an utter utter utter bastard. He looks gorgeous with his slinky shiny black fur and big yellow eyes… but beware. If he doesn’t like what you’re doing he will give you a nip! Sometimes he likes to swipe at your feet too. It just depends on what he can reach at the time.”
“Mr Biggles does not like to be thwarted. He throws a catty tantrum if he can’t go outside when he wants to be let out (and he wasn’t allowed outside for the first couple of weeks at his carers house so there was a few tantrums!). Not being fed on time, or allowed to strut across the kitchen benches helping himself to whatever is there is also a tantrum inducing exercise.”


“Mr Biggles is a despot and dictator, he will let you know he is not happy, which is often because things are often just not up to his high standards. There is some warning that Lord Bigglesworth is displeased with you, his eyes will go dark and tail will start swishing harder. Mr Biggles likes his cuddles on his terms, and will sit in your lap when he decides it’s time. If the stroking is not up to his standards, he will nip you.” 

Mr Biggles does have a secret soft side… he plays with kittens and actually does love a cuddle from time to time. He loves to be involved with what you’re doing and loves to have a chat, he will respond if you talk to him. While he’s not a fan of being picked up, likes a pat and cuddle from time to time and even permits kisses on his shiny black head if he’s feeling mellow. He loves sleeping on the end of the humans bed, and in his cat bed (and he snores just a little bit, it’s so cute). 

The hysterical adoption ad went viral and has been making animal lovers laugh all over the world.

(Source: Distractify)