We’ve all been in the position of drooling over someone, who doesn’t pay attention to us. Friendzoned or not, we often get starstruck the moment our crush looks at us, resulting in an inability to do something about our deepest desires. We often seek help from relationship gurus, books, videos and even seminar, yet we get even more lost in the process, resulting in a depressive state of yearning. However, do not be worried, as LOLWOT has your back – here are the 11 of the weirdest ways you can ‘make’ your crush fall in love with you.
It’s scientifically proven that the more a person thinks about something, the stronger the synapses in their brains are, resulting in an deep attachment. A common mistake, when flitrting with someone, is to go straight to them and try to get them on your side. This won’t work. Make sure to be the ‘mysterious’ type. Present yourself in the spotlight, make sure your crush notices you, but ignore them at all cost. Slowly, but surely, their interest will grow and ultimately lead to your dreams becoming a reality.
Go For The Chemicals!
No! Not Chloroform! If you want your crush to quickly fall in love with you, make sure to wear the right aroma. Even though the topic of pheromones and perfumes is quite controversial in a sense, make sure to do a bit of research on what types of aromas they like and wear them, enough so you get their attention, but not too much so you can drive them away.
Spy Like The NSA
The NSA got in trouble for spying too much, but the truth is most people share their private information voluntarily through social media. Make sure to check all of your crushes’ social network accounts, if you haven’t already done so and look for the small things – who does she follow, what does she like, who is their celebrity crush? This information could come in handy later on.
Be The Perfect Boyfriend/Girlfriend! To Their Best Friend!
Does your crush have a best friend? Would it be easier for you to win them over? Do so! And make sure to be the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend for a couple of months. Best friends share everything, plus your crush will start to get jelaous enough, for you to become ‘the one’ in their heart.
Ask Your Crush 36 questions
While this may sound silly, if you ask your crush the right 36 question, they might as well fall in love with you. According to a recent scientific study, people fall in love with each other when they slowly but surely share their emotional selves. Based on this theory, there are 36 specific questions which are designed to make a person slowly open up their soul, resulting in a love attachment, which may help you out in winning over your crush.
While we are on the topic of aromas, we should also mention that you must shower regularly. Even if you don’t do it often, make sure to be clean and well groomed for your crush. Whether a boy or a girl, no one likes a unhygienic mess. Buy all the hygiene products you can, and start shining.
Hollywood movies and most dating gurus always mention that you should be yourself, if you want to attract your crush, right? Well, we are going to be honest with you – you are weird, and even though it’s okay being weird, if you want to attract your crush, you should start thinking strategically. Plan your actions in advance and always act with confidence – you won’t make your crush fall in love with you just by standing there and looking at them.
Do A Shamatic Prayer
Belief is the strongest drive in a person. Whether you believe in the law of attraction, god or some other being, make sure to do what your religion requires, in order to receive the love of your crush as a reward. By doing so, you will start acting subconsciously in a positive way around your crush, which will help you win them over.
On the topic of belief and religion, we should also mention that you should meditate. Most people believe that by being your perfect self, you will attract your crush. However, going to fitness and exercising every day won’t help you with what you are as a person. The confidence of one is not shown by what they look like, but what they are inside. If you are at peace with yourself, you will radiate confidence, and you will be noticeably more beautiful/handsome in the eyes of others — this will surely attract your crush.
Encourage Them To Think of You
Similar to the ‘Ignore them’ tip, this one focuses on the way our brain works. The more you encourage someone to think of you, the higher the chance of them falling in love with you. That being said, whether through a game, or puzzle you present them every day, or just by saying ‘hi’ every now and them, by making your crush think of you, you’ll have better chances at winning them over.
Forget About Them
If you’ve tried a lot of things and nothing seems to work out – forget about your crush. Chances are, you’ll be happier with someone else. And who’s to say that once you find your way and love in life, your crush won’t come crawling back to you, realizing the mistake they’ve made.
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